Team ECK v Jericho/Hardys - SD 11th May 2000
Edge: Now, we all know what you came to see, so first thing's first, let's get this done
***5 second pose***
Edge: You're welcome. Now we realise that all of you, our fans, really like us, but, you also respect us and rightfully so. But on a sad note, we can't seem to garner that same respect from the rest of the guys in the back.
Christian: You know something Edge, you're right, I mean, it is SO not funny, the way the guys look at us in the back. I mean, they look at us with such envy, and anger and rage. But I am happy to say that there's one man, one man that shows us the respect that I think we deserve. And I take great honour in introducing that man to all of you right now.
***Kurt walks out***
Kurt: Edge & Christian. It's true, it's true. I do respect the both of you and I used to think that the only good thing that ever came out of Canada was Maple Syrup and Michael J Fox, but I was wrong, and I'm not wrong very often. You need to realise that these two are role models for all of us. What is wrong with you people? They are the tag team champions of the world. And what better men to team up with me, to avenge my loss against Y2J from last Monday night, and when we do, we will make this twisted world, right once again. And that my friends, is true.

Team ECK v Jericho/Duds -
Christian: Citizens of Rochester. This city is SO known for three things. The home of the best Chilli dog in upstate New York, 3 years in a row. It's home of the Rochester...well, I don't know what team plays here, or even what sport they play, but I'm sure they're pretty good. And third and most importantly, it's the home of Kodak film.
Kurt: Now your Olympic Hero finds it very ironic that the Kodak moment originated in a town with such unattractive people. It's true, it's true.
Edge: So for those with the benefit of flash photography, or in this town's case, for those with the benefit of teeth, we will give you a true kodak moment, for five seconds only

Kurt's KOTR Coronation June 2000
(HBK introduced Mick Foley as the new Commissioner of the WWF, to HHH...Kurt heads to the ring)
KURT: What the heck is going on here? This was supposed to be the Official designated time of my Coronation. Now it's just not happening? Oh, I don't think so. But since we're talking about #1 Contenders, I think the choice is pretty obvious. Last night at King of the Ring, I beat three guys. This guy lost. I was an Olympic Gold Medalist, a Euro-Continental Champion and now, I'm royalty. It's true, it's true.
So, I deserve a shot at the WWF Championship. I know it, he knows it, you know it. Even the barely literate commoners here of Worcester know it as well. So come on?
MICK: Kurt, you've made several good points there, I have to admit. You are the King of the Ring, by God, you deserve it. Let's let everyone take alook at you right here. It was, it was a truly tremendous job you did. But uh, as far as the way you look standing right here, I'd just like to say...HA HA HA HA HA
A grown man with a crown HA HA HA HA HA.
Oh look, both you guys are great, both you guys are great there's no doubt about it. That's why, tonight, in this very ring, in Worcester Massachutes, I'm gonna make the two of you, part of a #1 Contender Triple Threat match. And that means that if either one of you win, you get to face The Rock this Thursday on Smackdown. The other, the other contender will be, will be The Rock. The Rock will be the third contenderfor the Triple Threat match, tonight, right here in Worcester, Massachutes.
Now, if The Rock wins then he doesn't have to dignify either one of you as the #1 Contender and that, HHH, is my wish, because after all, I am the Commish.
Have a nice day

July 2000 Interview
(Foley is talking to Taker...Taker is saying how he wants Kurt in a match, after Kurt hit him with a sledgehammer)
KURT: Er, hello guys, excuse me, hello?
I'm sorry to interupt, but again I would like to point out as far as hitting you in the head with a sledgehammer, Undertaker, I am really sorry about that
I mean, I thought the singing telegram I sent you last week was pretty clear on that. I mean, nobody wanted to see that happen, especially me. Almost as much as nobody wants to see you and me fight at Fully Loaded.
What I'm trying to say is, I had no intentions of hitting you in the head with a sledgehammer, I was going for HHH
MICK: Kurt, Kurt, first off let me say that nobody appreciates your Olympic accomplishments more than I do. Second off I'd like to say, nobody can understand wanting to hit HHH with a sledgehammer more than me. But I'm inclined to make a tag team contest tonight. Kane & The Undertaker against you and your new-found good time party buddy, HHH
(HHH apears on the screen)
HHH: Mick, hey, Foley! Now I know we don't always see eye to eye, I know you've got a problem with me. Foley I know you probably hate me more than anybody. I mean, hell you should. I've beaten you bloody all over this country and back. I mean, after all I am the guy that made it possible that you never ever wrestle another match again as long as you live. So, I know you hate me, but I mean, come on Mick, you can do what you want Sunday at Fully Loaded. You can book me in a Last Man Standing match with Chris Jericho, that's just fine. But tonight you wanna book me in a handicap match, you wanna book me in a Steel Cage match, you wanna book me in a handicap Steel Cage match, whatever, I don't care. But Foley I'm begging you, I'm pleading with you, please do not make me team up with this Olympic Twirp.
KURT: Twirp? I don't think I'm a twirp. I don't think these people here tonight, who don't have the common sense to move the heck out of this decrepid town of Albany, don't think I'm a twirp. And to be honest with you HHH, I don't think your wife thinks I'm a twirp either, and that is true.
HHH: I'll tell you what, you don't hold up your end of the match tonight and you're gonna get the same thing as Jericho. You're gonna end up a beaten bloody mess in that ring. And, er, as far as that goes, Angle, Foley, Kane, Taker. Just like this Sunday when its said and done, I will be the Last Man Standing because I am that damn good. And that Jackass, it's true, oh yeah, it's true.
MICK: Well, looks like we got ourselves a hell of a tag team match up.

24th July 2000 Raw
Kurt in the ring
You know, I'm sure that all of you are wondering why I have requested a rematch with the Undertaker tonight? Because the Undertaker did not beat Kurt Angle at Fully Loaded, oh no. The Undertaker beat a man living in fear. And I'm sure you all know what it's like here in Austin, to live in fear?. Fear of whether or not your welfare cheques are coming. Fear of whether or not and this is a good one, whether or not the kid is yours, or your brothers, or your neighbours, or the mailman's, but I can go on and on, but the point is, the Undertaker beat a man in fear for his life. Well, you know what? I'm still here, I'm walking, I'm talking, I'm A.O.K. You know, there's an expression in the sports world, and it goes like this. 'Wait until next year.' Well I say nuts to that, I say wait until right now. Yeah, and that is true.

Kurt/Benoit backstage
Kurt: You know Chris, I don't understand this. I thought I was done. I was leaving the building, I mean, I beat the Undertaker and then Commissioner Foley tells me you and I have to face The Rock and Kane. I mean, I know we can do this but this is completely crazy
Chris: Kurt, Kurt, everything is going to be alright. You let me take care of The Rock
Kurt: Good, good
Chris: All you gotta worry about is Kane
Kurt: Right. NO, wait, Chris, Chris hold on

Kurt v Rock - SD July 27th 2000 Smackdown
Coach: Kurt, tonight Commissioner Mick Foley has put you in a match with The Rock. After you hit The Rock on the back with a chair on Monday Night, you can bet The Rock tonight is gonna be ticked off
Kurt: Oh, God forbid the 'Great One' get hit with a chair. You know, an Olympic Gold Medalist, a man who brought fame and honour to his country, gets chased by a psycho on a motorcycle and by his even bigger cycle brother and nothing happens, but the man with the eyebrow gets hit with a chair and its time to call the National Guard. Well, Commissioner Foley might think he's punished me by putting me in that match, but he's actually doing me a favour, because I can't wait to face The Rock, and it's only fitting that we're doing it here in 'Texas,' because The Rock and Texas have a lot in common. They both think they're better than everyone else, as if they're special. Well, The Rock's not special, and Texas as a representative of all 50 states, I only have one thing to say and I don't say this often, but...Lone Star State? Lone Star State my ass! So Rock, I want you to come back down to earth, show some guts, and put that title on the line, because you're about to be beaten by the REAL People's Champion, and THAT is true!


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