Kurt has said some pretty outrageous things over the years--things that can make us laugh and other things that have stuck out in our minds long after they were said. In this section we focus on some of the more memorable 'words of wisdom (and humor)' that Kurt has passed out onto us.

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"Now who sucks!?"

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!"

Kurt-How many times have you held the World Championship Randy?
Randy Orton -once
Kurt-Really,how long did you hold it for..one month?...Im a six time World Champion! You Suck!

Thanks to undertaker8 for the above quotes :)


Kurt: Booker T, I'm going to snap your ankle, then have my way with your wife.

Thanks to Shaun for the above quote :)


''Im a wrestling machine and nobody beats the wrestling machine."

Thanks to CrooklynBalla2k6 for the above quote :